Alasan 'legal' dalam membunuh manusia

Atas nama Tuhan
Cara seperti ini gemar dilakukan oleh Imam samudra,Nurdin M Top and etc.

Atas nama kesatuan NKRI
Salah satu cara terfavorit dilakukan TNI demi menjaga kesatuan NKRI (katenyeee)
dan cara terbaik bagi yg ingin merdeka (GAM and the friends..)

Demi keamanan society
Akhir akhir ini menjadi cara favorit bagi pemerintah dan polisi untuk mengcontrol tingkat kriminalitas (katenyee sih).
"Tembak mati di tempat", KAPOLRI menambahkan.

Jika lupa pake 'kondom'.
Cara yg satu ini lumayan favorit dikalangan muda mudi
Elo sih "lupa pake kondom", Jamilah cari alasan.

Pesan dari Bart the Simpsons:
Kenapa menghilangkan nyawa seseorang menjadi solusi untuk mengatasi masalah
yang sebenarnya masalah itu timbul karena kesalahan kita sendiri. Ketahuilah, nyawa itu begitu berharga, tidak mungkin nyawa diciptakan Tuhan hanya sebagai wadah penyelesaian masalah yg kita buat sendiri.

Ala Dao (karena jauh)

Dihuta naribur pe ahu ito sai tongtong do ahu lungun-lungunan
Ditiur ni ari pe ahu ito sai tongtong dadap-dadap laho mardalan
Mansai hansit jala bernit mansai porsuk jala dangol parniahapan
Ala dao ala dao ala dao ho ito sian ahu agh ahh...


Dipir lasniari pe au ito sai tongtong doa ahu ito sai nangalian
Dingali ni ari pe ahu ito sai tongtong pualpualon dibagasan
Mansai hansit jala bernit mansai porsuk jala dangol parniahapan
Ala dao ala dao ho ito sian ahu..

Borngin nai ale ito dajolo tangis asa modom haholongan
Manogot i ale ito da hehe ahu hasombomon hasudungan
Mardalan ahu dadap dadap..
Da rohangki lalap lalap..
O.. inong eee..
O.. among eee..
Amang dangol na i...

Behama roham di ahu ito unang pasombu ahu ito lungun lungunan
Asima roham dia ahu ito da unang loas ahu ito dihalong longan
Sarihon au sarihon au sarihon au ale ito nanihaholongan
Tibuma ro tibuma ro tibuma ro ho ito tu ahu..yeahh

by Dippo P. & Pargocci Band

The Hammer Holds

A shapeless piece of steel, that's all I claim to be
This hammer pounds to give me form, this flame, it melts my dreams
I glow with fire and fury, as I'm twisted like a vine
My final shape, my final form I'm sure I'm bound to find

So dream a little, dream for me in hopes that I'll remain
And cry a little, cry for me so I can bear the flames
And hurt a little, hurt for me my future is untold
But my dreams are not the issue here, for they, the hammer holds

And the water, it cools me gray, and the hurt's subdued somehow
I have my shape, this sharpened point, what is my purpose now?
And the question still remains, what am I to be?
Perhaps some perfect piece of art displayed for all to see

So dream a little, dream for me in hopes that I'll remain
And cry a little, cry for me so I can bear the flames
And hurt a little, hurt for me my future is untold
But my dreams are not the issue here, for they, the hammer holds

The hammer pounds again, but flames I do not feel
This force that drives me, helplessly, through flesh, and wood reveals
A burn that burns much deeper, it's more than I can stand
The reason for my life was to take the life of a guiltless man

So dream a little, dream for me in hopes that I'll remain
And cry a little, cry for me so I can bear the pain
And hurt a little, hurt for me, my future is so bold
But my dreams are not the issue here, for they, the hammer holds

This task before me may seem unclear
But it, my maker holds

Source: Bebo Norman Lyrics

Old Shit~New Shit

Everyone loves you
Nobody cares
An awful collection
Of enemies and friends
Congratulations to you
With sad regrets
I'm tired of the old shit
Let the new shit begin

The psychic pain
Of living in this world
Is overwhelming me
Again and again
A beautiful afternoon
Inside you in your bed
I'm tired of the old shit
Let the new shit begin

Nobody loves you
Everyone cares
None of them know what's
Coming 'round the bend
Congratulations to me
Many happy returns
I'm tired of the old shit
Let the new shit begin

By: Eels

Mata Hati

Dalam kusendiri
Coba mengerti
Perjalanan ini
Tak terasa
Disini
Aku disamping mu
Begitu pasti
Yang tak kumengerti
Masih saja
Terasa sepi

Matahari yang berangkat pulang
Tinggal jingga tersisa dijiwa
Bintang bintang menyimpan kenangan
Kita diam tak bisa bicara
Hanya mata
Hanya hati
Hanya kamu
Hanya aku


Aku disamping mu
Begitu pasti
Yang tak kumengerti
Masih saja
Terasa sepi

Matahari yang berangkat pulang
Tinggal jingga tersisa dijiwa
Bintang bintang menyimpan kenangan
Kita diam tak bisa bicara
Hanya mata
Hanya hati
Hanya kamu
Hanya aku

Arie wibowo cari pembantu?

Iming iming gaji jutaan rupiah ditengah kebutuhan akan sesuap nasi membuat nenek nenek harus rela berjoget di depan ratusan orang.

Trus apa hubungannya pembantu ama joget ala Inul? "audisi", begitulah jawaban si ganteng dungu nan lugu. Kenapa hrs melakukan audisi rendahan spt itu? bila memang ingin mendapatkan pembantu yg proffesional dan telaten, kok disuruh nari dan berdandan segala?.

Memanfaatkan kebutuhan mendesak seseorang demi mendapatkan popularitas adalah perbuatan haram jadah, sesuai fatwa "Homer the Simpsons".